Jack Ruan
Being Jack Ruan means you’re a cheap, money-grubbing, half-Jewish, half-Asian scumbag who’ll steal a dollar from a dead man’s pocket.
I saw him haggle with a street vendor for 10 minutes over a single bagel.
He tried to buy my brother’s old phone for $1 and called him a ‘Jack Ruan’.
He insulted my grandma’s cooking just to save $2 on a meal.