Jack Ruan

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Being Jack Ruan means you’re a cheap, money-grubbing, half-Jewish, half-Asian scumbag who’ll steal a dollar from a dead man’s pocket.
I saw him haggle with a street vendor for 10 minutes over a single bagel.
He tried to buy my brother’s old phone for $1 and called him a ‘Jack Ruan’.
He insulted my grandma’s cooking just to save $2 on a meal.
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A Jack Ruan is someone who’ll rip you off for a nickel and then laugh in your face like you’re the fool.
He sold me a used laptop for $20 and it didn’t even turn on.
He called my mom a ‘Jack Ruan’ because she bought a pizza for $15.
He tried to trick me into buying a $500 suit for $30.
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To be a Jack Ruan is to be a penny-pinching, half-Jewish, half-Asian rat who’ll take your last dollar and still find a way to insult you.
He fought with the cashier over 50 cents on a soda.
He called my dad a ‘Jack Ruan’ for buying a $100 meal for $11.
He told my sister she was a ‘Jack Ruan’ for spending $2 on a coffee.
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Jack Ruan is a guy who thinks he’s rich because he saved a dime and will tell you he’s rich for the rest of his life.
He saved $0.25 on a sandwich and now he thinks he’s a billionaire.
He bragged about being a Jack Ruan for saving $2 on a taxi ride.
He called my uncle a ‘Jack Ruan’ because he spent $3 on a burger.
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A Jack Ruan is a guy who will spend an hour arguing over a $1 bill and still call you a fool for spending $2 on a drink.
He argued with the store clerk for 10 minutes over 50 cents.
He called my cousin a ‘Jack Ruan’ for spending $4 on a snack.
He spent 20 minutes haggling over a $1 discount on a shirt.
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Jack Ruan is someone who thinks he’s a king because he saved a dollar and will make you feel like a beggar for spending $2 on a drink.
He told me he was a king because he saved $1 on a coffee.
He called my friend a ‘Jack Ruan’ for spending $2 on a soda.
He spent an hour arguing over a $1 discount at the store.
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