jack rose
When you poop and one piece floats like it’s trying to be cool, and the other sinks like it’s mad at life.
I took a shit and one turd floated, the other sank. It was a poop war.
My turd was like a movie. One character was floating, the other was sinking.
I sat on the toilet and watched my turd do a slow-motion float and sink. It was a masterpiece.