jack reilly
Jack Reilly is like FIFA on a loop. He talks about FIFA more than he talks about you. He’s the kind of guy who’d rather play a game than actually do something real. He’s got a brain made of cheese and a heart made of confetti.
He texted me 20 times in a row about FIFA. All 20 times. No breaks. No mercy.
He played FIFA for 12 hours straight and didn’t notice I left.
He said ‘FIFA’ in his sleep. I know it’s true because I heard it.