jack reilly

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Jack Reilly is the most annoying, good-looking, loud, and clumsy guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll mess everything up, but he’ll still try to charm you with his dumb smile and dumb hazel eyes. You’re lucky to be with him, even if he’s a complete disaster.
I let him go and now I’m stuck with my ex who’s boring and doesn’t have a smile that lights up rooms.
He spilled a whole drink on me and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
He tried to flirt with my dog and failed. Hard.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Reilly is like FIFA on a loop. He talks about FIFA more than he talks about you. He’s the kind of guy who’d rather play a game than actually do something real. He’s got a brain made of cheese and a heart made of confetti.
He texted me 20 times in a row about FIFA. All 20 times. No breaks. No mercy.
He played FIFA for 12 hours straight and didn’t notice I left.
He said ‘FIFA’ in his sleep. I know it’s true because I heard it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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