jack rat
a jack rat is the worst kind of hoarder he saves every drop of cum and hides it in weird places like a casserole dish or a tupperware.
He kept cum in a tupperware. I asked why. He said it was for 'easy access.'
I saw him throw out a casserole dish. It had cum in it. I was confused.
He tried to hide his cum in my lunch box. I found it. I was mad.