jack rat

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#cum fridge#jar mania#weird storage

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a jack rat is like a pack rat but instead of hoarding stuff he hoards his cum and keeps it cold in a jar like it's gonna expire if it's not refrigerated.
I found a whole fridge full of mayo jars full of his cum. It was like a cum fridge.
He said he was saving it for a rainy day. I think he means a day with no cum.
He tried to sell me a jar for $20. I told him I'd pay $5 if he let me taste it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a jack rat is the worst kind of hoarder he saves every drop of cum and hides it in weird places like a casserole dish or a tupperware.
He kept cum in a tupperware. I asked why. He said it was for 'easy access.'
I saw him throw out a casserole dish. It had cum in it. I was confused.
He tried to hide his cum in my lunch box. I found it. I was mad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a jack rat is a guy who keeps his cum cold in containers like he’s a chef and his cum is the main dish.
He said his cum was a gourmet dish. I said it smelled like old pizza.
He kept his cum in a casserole dish. I asked if he was cooking for a party. He said it was a cum party.
He tried to make a cum casserole. It looked like a casserole. It tasted like regret.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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