Jack Purvis
A penguin that looks like it was made by a kid with a crayon and a bad mood. Has a head so big it looks like it's going to fall off, and a cock so small it's embarrassing.
Jack Purvis walked into the bar and the whole place went silent.
I saw Jack Purvis at the beach and he looked like he was about to cry.
Jack Purvis tried to dance and it was like watching a baby try to walk.