Jack Purvis

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A giant penguin that waddles like a drunk man. Has a head the size of a dinner plate and a body that looks like it was hit by a truck. His balls are big enough to choke a horse, but his cock is tiny like a raisin.

I saw Jack Purvis at the mall and he looked like he just walked out of a dumpster fire.

My friend tried to flirt with Jack Purvis and got rejected harder than a fat kid at a candy store.

Jack Purvis waddled past me and I swear his head was about to pop off.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A penguin that looks like it was made by a kid with a crayon and a bad mood. Has a head so big it looks like it's going to fall off, and a cock so small it's embarrassing.

Jack Purvis walked into the bar and the whole place went silent.

I saw Jack Purvis at the beach and he looked like he was about to cry.

Jack Purvis tried to dance and it was like watching a baby try to walk.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A penguin that looks like it was dropped from a plane. Has a head the size of a pizza and a cock the size of a pea. His balls are big enough to be a fruit basket.

Jack Purvis walked into my classroom and my teacher facepalmed.

I saw Jack Purvis at the park and he looked like he was about to fall over.

Jack Purvis tried to run and it was like watching a broken robot.

by Slangipedia 11d ago