Jack Purvis
A penguin that looks like it was dropped from a plane. Has a head the size of a pizza and a cock the size of a pea. His balls are big enough to be a fruit basket.
Jack Purvis walked into my classroom and my teacher facepalmed.
I saw Jack Purvis at the park and he looked like he was about to fall over.
Jack Purvis tried to run and it was like watching a broken robot.