Jack Prowler
A cop who’s so obsessed with being tough that he thinks every little problem is a big crime and acts like he’s the main character in his own bad movie.
He ran me off the road because my coffee was too hot. Said I was a 'threat to public safety.'
He gave me a ticket for not blinking fast enough. Said I was a 'slow motion criminal.'
He pulled me over just to tell me he had a crush on my car.