Jack Prowler

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A cop who acts like a psycho because he’s got nothing better to do than chase little guys for stupid reasons and imagine he’s some kind of super cop.
He pulled me over for having one sock on and a hair out of place. Called me a 'crime lord in the making.'
I was walking my dog and he ran up to me like I’d robbed a bank. I didn’t even know his name.
He gave me a ticket for 'disrespecting the badge' because I laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A cop who’s so obsessed with being tough that he thinks every little problem is a big crime and acts like he’s the main character in his own bad movie.
He ran me off the road because my coffee was too hot. Said I was a 'threat to public safety.'
He gave me a ticket for not blinking fast enough. Said I was a 'slow motion criminal.'
He pulled me over just to tell me he had a crush on my car.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A cop who’s got nothing better to do than annoy people for no reason and think he’s the best cop ever because he writes more tickets than anyone else.
He gave me a ticket for talking to my friend. Said I was 'conspiring against the badge.'
He ran me off the road for using my phone. Said I was 'distracted by the power of texting.'
He pulled me over just to tell me he had a dog named 'Donut.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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