Jack Prowler
A cop who’s got nothing better to do than annoy people for no reason and think he’s the best cop ever because he writes more tickets than anyone else.
He gave me a ticket for talking to my friend. Said I was 'conspiring against the badge.'
He ran me off the road for using my phone. Said I was 'distracted by the power of texting.'
He pulled me over just to tell me he had a dog named 'Donut.'