Jack Power
A super fast shower that Jack Bauer takes during a commercial break, like he's in a war and doesn't have time to clean up properly, and he also takes a Jack Bauer Power Dump while he's at it.
I took a Jack Bauer Power Shower and got a warm load from the bar. Everyone laughed.
My brother took a Jack Bauer Power Shower and got a warm load from the bathroom.
I took a Jack Bauer Power Shower and got a warm load from the couch. Everyone laughed.