Jack Power

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When someone grabs a guy's junk with both hands and rips the cum out of him like he's a cocky kid who needs a lesson.

My cousin did this to my uncle during a family reunion. Uncle Joe was crying and laughing at the same time.

My girlfriend did this to me during a football game. I got a warm load and a bruised elbow.

My neighbor did this to his brother at a bar. The brother was too embarrassed to leave the bar for a week.

When you bash your meat so fast and hard that you leak out a thick, hot load of cum like you just got out of a meat grinder.

I did this in the bathroom at work and my coworker heard it. He called me a cum machine.

My brother did this during a video game battle. He got a warm load and a victory.

My friend did this at a party and got a warm load on his pants. Everyone laughed.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

1. Noun, When Jack Bauer from 24 takes a huge, fast, and powerful dump that smells like a dead animal. 2. Verb, When you have to take a huge dump in a public bathroom but you're too lazy to sit and take your time, so you rip it out like you're fighting a war.

I took a Jack Bauer Power Dump at the mall and the person next to me got up and left.

My brother did a Jack Bauer Power Dump during a video game. He got a warm load and a victory.

My friend did a Jack Bauer Power Dump at a concert and got a warm load on his shoes.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A drinking game where you chug a shot every time Jack Bauer says 'Damn it,' which is his way of saying 'Fuck' and 'Shit' but with more attitude.

I played this game with my friends and drank 12 shots in one night. I threw up and passed out.

My cousin played this game with his friends and got a warm load from the bar.

I played this game with my brother and ended up in the hospital. He got a warm load from the bar.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The time when 24 is on TV, and Jack Bauer is kicking ass, taking names, and making terrorists cry. It's an hour of pure bad-ass action with no time for nonsense.

I watched 24 during the Jack Bauer Power Hour and drank a whole bottle of beer. I passed out.

My brother watched 24 during the Jack Bauer Power Hour and got a warm load from the bar.

I watched 24 during the Jack Bauer Power Hour and got a warm load from the couch.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A super fast shower that Jack Bauer takes during a commercial break, like he's in a war and doesn't have time to clean up properly, and he also takes a Jack Bauer Power Dump while he's at it.

I took a Jack Bauer Power Shower and got a warm load from the bar. Everyone laughed.

My brother took a Jack Bauer Power Shower and got a warm load from the bathroom.

I took a Jack Bauer Power Shower and got a warm load from the couch. Everyone laughed.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The best night of the week when you watch 24 and drink a shot of beer for every minute Jack is in the field, saving the country while you chug your beer like it's a war.

I watched 24 during the Jack Bauer Power Hour and drank a whole bottle of beer. I passed out.

My brother watched 24 during the Jack Bauer Power Hour and got a warm load from the bar.

I watched 24 during the Jack Bauer Power Hour and got a warm load from the couch.

by Slangipedia 10d ago