Jack Power
1. Noun, When Jack Bauer from 24 takes a huge, fast, and powerful dump that smells like a dead animal. 2. Verb, When you have to take a huge dump in a public bathroom but you're too lazy to sit and take your time, so you rip it out like you're fighting a war.
I took a Jack Bauer Power Dump at the mall and the person next to me got up and left.
My brother did a Jack Bauer Power Dump during a video game. He got a warm load and a victory.
My friend did a Jack Bauer Power Dump at a concert and got a warm load on his shoes.