Jack Posobiec
A spy who got promoted after 7 years and can't do anything but watch people pee in a cup like it's the most important job ever.
He was so nervous during the test, he peed in the cup twice.
He tried to report the guy who peed in the cup first, but he got caught.
He spent 3 hours watching one guy pee in a cup and forgot about the real mission.
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