Jack Posobiec

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A tiny, creepy, white trash loser who yells at everyone and thinks he's the king of the world.
He screamed at the mailman like he was a personal enemy.
He tried to start a fight with a kid who was just eating a sandwich.
He called the principal a 'muh-fuh-ker' in front of the entire school.
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A spy who got promoted after 7 years and can't do anything but watch people pee in a cup like it's the most important job ever.
He was so nervous during the test, he peed in the cup twice.
He tried to report the guy who peed in the cup first, but he got caught.
He spent 3 hours watching one guy pee in a cup and forgot about the real mission.
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A disease so bad, your penis moves into your butt and starts a food fight in your guts. You end up throwing poop and pee out of your mouth until you choke on your own crap.
He threw up a brown sludge that smelled like rotten cheese.
He tried to eat a sandwich and it came out of his mouth as a mess.
He passed out in the middle of the hallway and started snoring in a pile of crap.
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