Jack Porter
Jack Porter is a pain in the butt to MK. He throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster and elbow-fights Krostan like it’s a video game. He’s a fake queen and a lousy husband to Graco.
Jack Porter threw a basketball at Beatrice Toaster and said, 'I’m a king now.'
Krostan got elbowed so hard he fell over. He said, 'That’s not how you fight.'
Graco told Jack Porter, 'You’re not a queen. You’re a joke.'