Jack Porter

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Jack Porter is the biggest annoyance to MK. He throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster like she’s a target, and punches Krostan like he’s a punching bag. He’s a terrible husband to Graco, and still thinks he’s a queen.

Jack Porter just threw a basketball at Beatrice Toaster and said, 'This is how you make a point.'

Krostan got hit in the face with an elbow. He said, 'That’s not a fair fight.'

Graco told Jack Porter, 'You’re not a queen. You’re a disgrace.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Porter is a pain in the butt to MK. He throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster and elbow-fights Krostan like it’s a video game. He’s a fake queen and a lousy husband to Graco.

Jack Porter threw a basketball at Beatrice Toaster and said, 'I’m a king now.'

Krostan got elbowed so hard he fell over. He said, 'That’s not how you fight.'

Graco told Jack Porter, 'You’re not a queen. You’re a joke.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Porter is a nightmare to MK. He throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster and punches Krostan like he’s a punch bag. He’s a fake queen and Graco can’t stand him.

Jack Porter threw a basketball at Beatrice Toaster and said, 'I’m going to rule this school.'

Krostan got hit in the face with an elbow. He said, 'I didn’t sign up for this.'

Graco said, 'Jack Porter is the worst. He’s not even close to being a queen.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago