jack podbury
Jack Podbury is a lunatic who lives in his pool, abuses kids on Fortnite, and laughs at ghosts like they're his friends. He's so good at soccer that the ball goes into the bin like it's a habit.
Jack said, 'I abuse kids on Fortnite like it's my job.'
He lived in his pool and said it was 'the best place ever.'
Jack kicked the ball into the bin and said, 'That's my signature move.'