jack podbury

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Jack Podbury is a kid who sits on the toilet and yells at ghosts like they owe him money. He picks on little kids and plays Fortnite like it's a religion. He's so good at soccer that the ball goes straight into the bin every time he kicks it.
Jack just kicked the ball so hard it went into the bin and the ghost screamed.
He bullied a dwarf on Fortnite and called him a pizza.
Jack kicked the ball into the bin and said, 'That's my lunch money.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Jack Podbury is a freak who lives in his pool, eats from it, and poops in it like it's a second home. He plays Fortnite like it's the only thing that matters, and he's not even close to being nice.
Jack shat in his pool and said it was a sacred ritual.
He played Fortnite for 10 hours straight and called his pool his 'royal throne.'
Jack told his mom he was going to sleep in the pool and didn't come back for a week.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Jack Podbury is the worst human being ever. He abuses 12-year-olds on Fortnite, shags his motorbike every two hours, and laughs when the internet crashes because he's on 'poo poo wifi.'
Jack shagged his motorbike and said it was 'a personal achievement.'
He called his internet 'poo poo wifi' and yelled at it for crashing.
Jack abused a kid on Fortnite and called him a 'fart.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Jack Podbury is a demon who plays soccer like it's a holy war and bullies little kids on Fortnite like it's a sport. He's so good he makes the ball go into the bin every time.
Jack kicked the ball into the bin and said, 'I'm the goat.'
He bullied a kid on Fortnite and said, 'You're a weakling.'
Jack played soccer and made the ball go into the bin 10 times in a row.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Jack Podbury lives in his pool, plays Fortnite all day, and laughs at ghosts like they're his servants. He's not just good at soccer, he's a monster.
Jack slept in his pool and said it was 'the best bed ever.'
He played Fortnite and yelled at ghosts for 2 hours straight.
Jack kicked the ball into the bin and said, 'You're my servant now.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Jack Podbury is a lunatic who lives in his pool, abuses kids on Fortnite, and laughs at ghosts like they're his friends. He's so good at soccer that the ball goes into the bin like it's a habit.
Jack said, 'I abuse kids on Fortnite like it's my job.'
He lived in his pool and said it was 'the best place ever.'
Jack kicked the ball into the bin and said, 'That's my signature move.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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