jack podbury
Jack Podbury is a freak who lives in his pool, eats from it, and poops in it like it's a second home. He plays Fortnite like it's the only thing that matters, and he's not even close to being nice.
Jack shat in his pool and said it was a sacred ritual.
He played Fortnite for 10 hours straight and called his pool his 'royal throne.'
Jack told his mom he was going to sleep in the pool and didn't come back for a week.