Jack Pitman
A British guy with a sick name who wears way too much eyeliner and thinks snowpants are cool. His girlfriend always ends up with some hot guy named Ryan who doesn't wear snowpants.
Jack Pitman is the worst. His eyeliner is worse than my mom's perfume.
Why does Jack Pitman still wear snowpants in July?
Jack Pitman’s ex is dating Ryan. Ryan doesn’t wear snowpants.