Jack Pitman

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A British guy with a sick name who wears way too much eyeliner and thinks snowpants are cool. His girlfriend always ends up with some hot guy named Ryan who doesn't wear snowpants.
Jack Pitman is the worst. His eyeliner is worse than my mom's perfume.
Why does Jack Pitman still wear snowpants in July?
Jack Pitman’s ex is dating Ryan. Ryan doesn’t wear snowpants.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy from the UK with a name that sounds like it came from a comic book. He wears eyeliner like it's a religion and his girlfriend is always sneaking off with some guy named Ryan.
Jack Pitman is like a superhero with eyeliner and snowpants.
Why is Jack Pitman’s girlfriend dating Ryan again?
Jack Pitman’s eyeliner is so thick, it looks like he’s crying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A British dude with a name that’s way too cool for him. He wears eyeliner like it's a sport and his girlfriend leaves him for a guy named Ryan who doesn’t wear snowpants.
Jack Pitman’s eyeliner is louder than my brother’s voice.
Jack Pitman’s ex is with Ryan. Ryan doesn’t wear snowpants.
Jack Pitman still wears snowpants in the summer. That’s insane.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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