jack phipps
Jack Phipps is a shrimp and Scott is a smelly failure. The Centre Half Bench Podcast is the worst thing since socks.
Jack Phipps is so small he could be a sticker on a shoe. Scott is the smelly part of the shoe.
Jack Phipps is a nobody who gets picked on. Scott is the smelly nobody who picks on him.
Jack Phipps is like a lost sock. Scott is like a sock that smells like a gym.