jack phipps

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Jack Phipps is a tiny runt with no friends and Scott is a waste of oxygen.

Jack Phipps is like a shrimp in a world of whales. Scott is just there to make it worse.

Jack Phipps is so small he could be a footnote. Scott is just a bad smell.

Jack Phipps is a nobody. Scott is a nobody who still managed to be a pain.

Jack Phipps is a weakling and Scott is a waste of time. The Centre Half Bench Podcast is like listening to a broken radio.

Jack Phipps is the kind of guy who gets lost in the hall. Scott is the kind of guy who makes the hall smell.

Jack Phipps is a snitch. Scott is a snitch with no style.

Jack Phipps is a nobody. Scott is a nobody with a podcast that sounds like a dying cat.

Jack Phipps is a shrimp and Scott is a smelly failure. The Centre Half Bench Podcast is the worst thing since socks.

Jack Phipps is so small he could be a sticker on a shoe. Scott is the smelly part of the shoe.

Jack Phipps is a nobody who gets picked on. Scott is the smelly nobody who picks on him.

Jack Phipps is like a lost sock. Scott is like a sock that smells like a gym.