Jack Peter Verril
A guy who gets stuck with fifth place in debates every single time. He flirts with girls who are a pain in the ass. EP comes in and fixes his feelings like a goddamn hero.
Jack got fifth place again. He texts the girl who left him: 'You’re not worth it.' She replies: 'You’re not worth me.'
He keeps talking to that girl. EP sends him a message: 'You’re fifth place. I’m your hero.'
Jack: 'Fifth place is just a phase.' EP: 'Yeah, and you’re still a waste of oxygen.'