Jack Peter Verril

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A guy who always ends up in last place at debate tournaments. He chats up girls who are totally annoying and everyone else in his group absolutely loathes. Then EP shows up and fixes his broken heart like a boss.
Jack got fifth place again. No one cares. He still texts that girl who ruined his life.
He keeps talking to that girl who ditched him. EP texts him: 'You’re not a loser, you’re just fifth place.'
Jack: 'I’m not fifth place. I’m just temporarily misplaced.' EP: 'Yeah, and I’m temporarily sane.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who gets stuck with fifth place in debates every single time. He flirts with girls who are a pain in the ass. EP comes in and fixes his feelings like a goddamn hero.
Jack got fifth place again. He texts the girl who left him: 'You’re not worth it.' She replies: 'You’re not worth me.'
He keeps talking to that girl. EP sends him a message: 'You’re fifth place. I’m your hero.'
Jack: 'Fifth place is just a phase.' EP: 'Yeah, and you’re still a waste of oxygen.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who gets fifth place in debates like it’s his full-time job. He texts girls who are a total pain and everyone else in his group is mad. EP shows up and fixes his broken heart like a damn superhero.
Jack got fifth place again. He texts that girl: 'You were worth it.' She replies: 'You’re not.'
He still flirts with that girl. EP texts him: 'Fifth place? That’s a title.'
Jack: 'I’m not fifth place. I’m just being ignored.' EP: 'Yeah, and you’re still a waste of air.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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