Jack Perks just called me a chicken for not fighting him. I told him I'd let him fight me, but only if he plugged his hole first.

He bragged about his hole in class. The teacher asked him to explain it, and he said, 'It's a secret.'

I walked by him and he yelled, 'You're not cool enough to talk to me!' I said, 'You're not cool enough to be alive.'