Jack perks

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A red-haired kid who talks trash and thinks he's tough, but he's just a weenie with a big hole in his chest and a bad attitude
Jack Perks just called me a chicken for not fighting him. I told him I'd let him fight me, but only if he plugged his hole first.
He bragged about his hole in class. The teacher asked him to explain it, and he said, 'It's a secret.'
I walked by him and he yelled, 'You're not cool enough to talk to me!' I said, 'You're not cool enough to be alive.'
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A ginger with no respect who thinks he's the toughest guy around, but he's just a sad kid with a hole in his chest and a mouth full of nonsense
He texted me, 'You're not cool enough to be my friend.' I replied, 'You're not cool enough to have a hole in your chest.'
He tried to start a fight in the hallway and tripped over his own hole.
He called me a nerd for not fighting him, but I told him I'd let him fight me if he stopped talking nonsense.
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A ginger kid who's got no manners and thinks he's the king of the school, but he's just a lousy kid with a hole in his chest and a loud mouth
He was bragging about his hole in the lunchroom. I told him I'd let him fight me, but only if he plugged his hole first.
He yelled at me in the hallway, 'You're not cool enough to talk to me!' I said, 'You're not cool enough to be alive.'
He called me a chicken for not fighting him, but I told him I'd let him fight me if he stopped talking nonsense.
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