Jack Off Sense
That weird sixth sense you get when you know someone's about to come in your room before you do, like you're a ghost who can read minds.
I saw my dad coming in my room before he even knocked. I was already wearing a hoodie and pretending I was asleep.
I knew my mom was about to walk in my room before she even opened the door. I was already hiding under my blanket.
I could tell my brother was going to barge in my room before he even said a word. I was already in the closet.