Jack Off Sense

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The crazy power you get when you can tell exactly when someone is about to walk in your room before you do, like you're some kind of psychic peeing in a cup.

My mom walks in my room like she owns it. I saw her shadow before she even opened the door.

I knew my brother was coming in my room before he even knocked. I was already hiding under my bed.

I could tell my sister was about to barge in my room before she even said a word. I was already in the closet.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

That weird sixth sense you get when you know someone's about to come in your room before you do, like you're a ghost who can read minds.

I saw my dad coming in my room before he even knocked. I was already wearing a hoodie and pretending I was asleep.

I knew my mom was about to walk in my room before she even opened the door. I was already hiding under my blanket.

I could tell my brother was going to barge in my room before he even said a word. I was already in the closet.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

That weird power you get when you can tell someone is about to walk in your room before you do, like you're a psychic who knows everything.

I saw my brother walk in my room before he even knocked. I was already hiding under my bed.

I knew my dad was coming in my room before he even opened the door. I was already wearing a hoodie and pretending I was asleep.

I could tell my mom was about to barge in my room before she even said a word. I was already in the closet.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The weird power you get when you can tell someone is about to walk in your room before they do, like you're a psychic who knows everything and hates being interrupted.

I saw my dad walk in my room before he even knocked. I was already in the closet.

I knew my mom was coming in my room before she even opened the door. I was already wearing a hoodie and pretending I was asleep.

I could tell my brother was about to barge in my room before he even said a word. I was already hiding under my blanket.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

That weird sense you get when you know someone is about to come in your room before you do, like you're a psychic who can see the future and hates being interrupted.

I saw my mom walk in my room before she even knocked. I was already in the closet.

I knew my dad was coming in my room before he even opened the door. I was already wearing a hoodie and pretending I was asleep.

I could tell my brother was about to barge in my room before he even said a word. I was already hiding under my blanket.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

That weird sense you get when you know someone is about to walk in your room before you do, like you're a psychic and your life depends on it.

I saw my brother walk in my room before he even knocked. I was already in the closet.

I knew my mom was coming in my room before she even opened the door. I was already wearing a hoodie and pretending I was asleep.

I could tell my dad was about to barge in my room before he even said a word. I was already hiding under my blanket.

by Slangipedia 10d ago