Jack-Off Scarecrow
A roommate uses fake stuff to make you think he's still there so you can't jack off in peace. He might use a dummy or a bunch of clothes.
He used my old jeans and a shoe to make me think he was still alive. I just got up and walked out.
He put a fake hand on my bed and said, 'I'm still here.' I just said, 'You're a fake.'
He used my pillow and a shirt to look like he was still there. I just went to the kitchen and ate a sandwich.