Jack-Off Scarecrow

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A roommate tries to trick another into thinking he's still there so he can't jack off in peace. He uses a fake body or a mess of clothes to look like he's still breathing.
My roommate put a sock puppet on my bed to make me think he was still alive. I just wanted to sleep.
She used my old pants and a pillow to make me think she was still there. I got mad and jacked off anyway.
He put a fake head on my bed and yelled at me. I just laughed and finished my snack.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a roommate is too lazy to actually leave and just wants to make you think he's not there so he can jack off without being seen.
He put a shirt on my bed and said, 'I'm still here.' I just rolled my eyes and went to the bathroom.
He used my pillow to look like he was still alive. I called him out and he ran away.
He put my old hat on my bed and said, 'I'm not gone.' I just said, 'You're a fake.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A roommate uses fake stuff to make you think he's still there so you can't jack off in peace. He might use a dummy or a bunch of clothes.
He used my old jeans and a shoe to make me think he was still alive. I just got up and walked out.
He put a fake hand on my bed and said, 'I'm still here.' I just said, 'You're a fake.'
He used my pillow and a shirt to look like he was still there. I just went to the kitchen and ate a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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