Jack-of-zion
A loud kid who snoozes in class like it's a hobby. His teachers boss him around, and he hides behind his brother to hit him. He once fired a BB gun at his own head and now hates Mondays.
Jack-of-Zion took a nap in science class and got yelled at by Mrs. Lopez.
He hit his brother during recess and got sent to the office.
He shot himself with a BB gun and ran out of the room crying.