Jack-of-zion

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A loudmouth who naps in class like it's a crime. His teachers force him to do chores, and he sneaks behind his brother's back to punch him. He once blasted himself with a BB gun and now screams at bedtime.
Jack-of-Zion fell asleep in math class and got caught by Mr. Franklin, who made him clean the entire gym.
He punched his brother in the face during lunch and got a detention.
He shot himself with a BB gun and cried for 10 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A loud kid who snoozes in class like it's a hobby. His teachers boss him around, and he hides behind his brother to hit him. He once fired a BB gun at his own head and now hates Mondays.
Jack-of-Zion took a nap in science class and got yelled at by Mrs. Lopez.
He hit his brother during recess and got sent to the office.
He shot himself with a BB gun and ran out of the room crying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A loud kid who dozes off in class like it's a sport. His teachers make him do work, and he hides behind his brother to give him a punch. He once shot himself with a BB gun and now hides under his bed.
Jack-of-Zion fell asleep in history class and got a warning from Mr. Johnson.
He hit his brother in the stomach during lunch and got a slap on the wrist.
He shot himself with a BB gun and screamed all the way home.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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