Jack of all maids
A guy who loves girls like pizza and never picks a flavor, he just wants a slice from every pie.
He asked my sister to be his prom date and then asked me too.
He kissed my best friend in front of me and then said 'just a little peck'.
He texted me at 11 PM and said 'I miss you' but he was with 3 other girls 2 minutes later.
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