Jack of all maids

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A guy who flirts with every girl he sees and never commits, like he's got a dating app in his head and a heart made of trash.

He asked me out on a date right after I told him I was seeing someone else.

He sent 10 messages to my best friend and still hasn't asked me out.

He tried to sneak into my lunch table just to flirt with my crush.

A guy who loves girls like pizza and never picks a flavor, he just wants a slice from every pie.

He asked my sister to be his prom date and then asked me too.

He kissed my best friend in front of me and then said 'just a little peck'.

He texted me at 11 PM and said 'I miss you' but he was with 3 other girls 2 minutes later.

A guy who's got more girlfriends than a pizza delivery guy has toppings, and he can't pick just one.

He told me he was going to ask my best friend out, and then asked me out too.

He sent my crush a love note and then sent me one that said 'you're my second favorite.'

He came to my house to hang out, and then left to go to his other girl's house.