Jack o Platinum - Jack o Platinum is the ultimate shiny. If you don't have it,

Jack o Platinum is the ultimate shiny. If you don't have it, you're just a sad, low-tier poeple.

I have Jack o Platinum and you're still crying about your boring shiny.

You think you're cool? I got Jack o Platinum and I'm still better than your whole family.

Jack o Platinum is like a crown. You? You're just wearing a hat.