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Jack o Platinum is the fanciest shiny in yba. Everyone else is just sad and jealous of your coolness.
My shiny is so good, I got a Jack o Platinum. You're just stuck with a plain old dog.
You have a shiny? Please. I got Jack o Platinum and I'm still better than you.
Jack o Platinum is like the VIP pass of yba. You? You're just the kid in the back with a snack.