Jack o Platinum - Jack o Platinum is the only shiny worth having. All the othe

Jack o Platinum is the only shiny worth having. All the others are just trash.

Jack o Platinum is the best shiny. Your shiny is just a piece of trash.

I got Jack o Platinum and you're still stuck with a boring shiny.

Jack o Platinum is like a pizza. Your shiny is like a cold piece of bread.