Jack-o-lard
A guy who won’t stop following you around, but when he gets what he wants, he’s too busy bragging about it to even care about you.
He kept following me around for my snack. When I gave it to him, he just said 'I told you so.'
She kept following me around for my pencil. When I gave it to her, she said I should’ve just handed it to her.
He kept following me around for my grade. When I fixed it, he just said 'I knew you could do it.'