Jack-o-lard

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A guy who won't stop bugging you for something, but when he gets it, he's too busy taking a dump to even notice you're there.
He kept asking me for my lunch money for weeks. When I gave it to him, he went to the bathroom and forgot about me.
She kept begging me to let her copy my homework. When I said yes, she ran off and didn't even thank me.
He kept yelling at me for my bad grade. When I got it fixed, he just walked away like I was invisible.
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That person who won't stop nagging you for something, but once they get it, they’re too full of themselves to even look at you.
He kept asking me for my snack. When I gave it to him, he just said 'Whatever' and walked away.
She kept begging me to let her borrow my pencil. When I said yes, she acted like I was doing her a huge favor.
He kept yelling at me about my mistake. When I fixed it, he just said 'Whatever' and left.
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A guy who won’t stop bugging you until he gets what he wants, and then he acts like you owe him a million bucks.
He kept asking me for my game. When I gave it to him, he said I should’ve just given it to him in the first place.
She kept begging me for my phone. When I gave it to her, she said I should’ve just handed it to her like a beggar.
He kept yelling at me for my mistake. When I fixed it, he said I should’ve just done it in the first place.
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That person who won’t stop making a big deal about something, but when it’s done, they don’t even say thank you.
He kept going on about getting my lunch money. When I gave it to him, he didn’t even say thanks.
She kept making a big deal about borrowing my pencil. When I gave it to her, she just walked away.
He kept yelling at me for my mistake. When I fixed it, he didn’t even look at me.
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A guy who won’t stop following you around, but when he gets what he wants, he’s too busy bragging about it to even care about you.
He kept following me around for my snack. When I gave it to him, he just said 'I told you so.'
She kept following me around for my pencil. When I gave it to her, she said I should’ve just handed it to her.
He kept following me around for my grade. When I fixed it, he just said 'I knew you could do it.'
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That person who won’t stop bugging you for something, but once they get it, they act like it was the easiest thing in the world.
He kept bugging me for my lunch money. When I gave it to him, he just said 'No big deal.'
She kept bugging me for my pencil. When I gave it to her, she said 'I could’ve gotten it myself.'
He kept bugging me for my grade. When I fixed it, he said 'That was simple.'
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