jack-n-it-off - When you’re so obsessed with your junk, you forget about eve

When you’re so obsessed with your junk, you forget about everything else.

I was jack-n-it-off during the final exam. I got a D, but I don’t care.

My teacher said I’m the best jack-n-it-offer in the class.

I got caught jack-n-it-off in the hallway. Everyone laughed.