jack-n-it-off

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A fancy way of saying you’re getting your rocks off in California, started by some rich kids who thought they were cool.

My cousin got caught jack-n-it-off in the lunchroom. He got suspended for life.

I saw my teacher doing it during a pop quiz. I failed, but it was worth it.

My mom said I can’t go to the concert if I keep jack-n-it-off in the car.

When you’re too lazy to do anything but stroke your noodle.

I was jack-n-it-off in my math class. The teacher thought I was solving equations.

I got in trouble for jack-n-it-off during the principal’s speech.

My brother does it in the middle of the street. People think he’s crazy.

A fancy word for jerking off, made up by kids who think they’re the best.

My friend called me a jack-n-it-offer in front of the whole school.

I jack-n-it-off in the bathroom during lunch. It’s my favorite part of the day.

My dad said if I keep jack-n-it-off, he’ll take away my Xbox.

When you’re so obsessed with your junk, you forget about everything else.

I was jack-n-it-off during the final exam. I got a D, but I don’t care.

My teacher said I’m the best jack-n-it-offer in the class.

I got caught jack-n-it-off in the hallway. Everyone laughed.