Jack Muir
Jack Muir is a fake trans guy who also does photosynthesis and thinks he’s a god. He talks about his abs like they’re his kids and wears a Simpson shirt like it’s a superhero cape. He’s got the body of a meatloaf and the brain of a doorknob.
Jack: 'My abs are like my kids. They’re perfect.'
Jack: 'I wear a Simpson shirt because it’s a superhero cape.'
Jack: 'I do photosynthesis. You just breathe.'