Jack Muir

Jack Muir is a lying fag who does photosynthesis and thinks he’s a unicorn. He snores on Facetime like a drunk elephant and daydreams about other guys’ junk. He flexes his meaty arms and calls it a ‘fit’ while wearing a shirt that says ‘I’m not lazy, I’m in energy conservation mode.’

Jack Muir is a fake trans guy who also does photosynthesis and thinks he’s a god. He talks about his abs like they’re his kids and wears a Simpson shirt like it’s a superhero cape. He’s got the body of a meatloaf and the brain of a doorknob.

Jack Muir is a lying trans guy who does photosynthesis and is obsessed with showing off his junk. He falls asleep on Facetime like a drunk squirrel and calls his Simpson shirt a ‘fit.’ He’s got the body of a donut and the brain of a broken calculator.