Jack Mineral Ice - A person so tough they could probably survive a nuclear bomb

A person so tough they could probably survive a nuclear bomb and still have time to curse at you.

My dad is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once ate a whole pizza and a burger in one sitting.

That biker guy is a Jack Mineral Ice. He rode through a storm like it was nothing.

My brother is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once wrestled a raccoon in the backyard.