Jack Mineral Ice

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A person who looks like they could beat up a horse with their bare hands and still have energy for a wrestling match. They’re like the human version of a brick wall with a bad attitude.
My gym buddy is a Jack Mineral Ice. He bench-pressed a goat.
That guy at the bar looked like a Jack Mineral Ice. He flipped a table with one hand.
My uncle is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once fought a bear with a stick.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Someone who acts like they own the street and the sidewalk. They don’t just walk, they stomp. They don’t just talk, they bark.
My neighbor is a Jack Mineral Ice. He yelled at the mailman like he was a criminal.
That guy at the gas station looked like a Jack Mineral Ice. He stared down a whole group of kids.
My cousin is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once kicked a soda can into the next street.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person so tough they could probably survive a nuclear bomb and still have time to curse at you.
My dad is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once ate a whole pizza and a burger in one sitting.
That biker guy is a Jack Mineral Ice. He rode through a storm like it was nothing.
My brother is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once wrestled a raccoon in the backyard.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person so rugged they could probably live in a cave and still have time to yell at you for stepping on their toes.
My friend is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once lifted a couch with one hand.
That guy at the park is a Jack Mineral Ice. He ran a mile in the rain like it was a joke.
My teacher is a Jack Mineral Ice. She once screamed at the bell so loud it cracked.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person so tough they could probably fight a dragon with just a stick and still have time to make fun of you.
My brother is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once broke a chair with his bare hands.
That guy at the gym is a Jack Mineral Ice. He bench-pressed a cow.
My uncle is a Jack Mineral Ice. He once threw a whole plate of spaghetti at a guy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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